<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Stuart Semple: Read Alouds]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is where I read my articles out loud for you. ]]></description><link>https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/s/read-alouds</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!PkIX!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fb39996f7-c537-46b3-8f0d-177f8360cfbe_1280x1280.png</url><title>Stuart Semple: Read Alouds</title><link>https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/s/read-alouds</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 11:45:35 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Stuart Semple]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[misters@stuartsemple.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[misters@stuartsemple.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Stuart Semple]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Stuart Semple]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[misters@stuartsemple.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[misters@stuartsemple.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Stuart Semple]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[THEY LIED ABOUT MAGENTA]]></title><description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re experiencing something that doesn&#8217;t exist.]]></description><link>https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/p/they-lied-about-magenta-e47</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/p/they-lied-about-magenta-e47</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Stuart Semple]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2026 06:26:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/193142494/eef8a8634014f29199a89b82d9a7a983.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Episode 1: They Lied About Magenta</h2><p>What if I told you one of the most iconic colours in art&#8230; doesn&#8217;t actually exist?</p><p>In this first episode of <em>Diary of an Artist</em>, I&#8217;m reading aloud one of my favourite recent pieces, <strong>&#8220;They Lied About Magenta.&#8221;</strong> It&#8217;s a strange, funny, slightly mind-bending story about colour, perception, and how easily we accept things as truth without ever questioning them.</p><p>If you&#8217;ve ever picked up a paintbrush, stared at a colour chart, or just wondered how much of what we see is real&#8230; this one&#8217;s for you.</p><p>I made this podcast because I know a lot of you are busy. You&#8217;re painting, making, walking the dog, driving somewhere, or just trying to get through the day. Reading isn&#8217;t always possible. So this is the audio version. Same thoughts, same stories, just in your ears instead.</p><p>If you want the full experience, including images and the original article, you can read it here:<br><a href="https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/p/they-lied-about-magenta">https://www.diaryofanartist.co.uk/p/they-lied-about-magenta</a></p><h3>In this episode:</h3><ul><li><p>Why magenta technically doesn&#8217;t exist</p></li><li><p>How your brain invents colour</p></li><li><p>The weird gap in the visible spectrum</p></li><li><p>Why artists should question everything they&#8217;re told<br><br><strong>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</strong></p></li></ul><h3>About this podcast</h3><p>This is <em>Diary of an Artist</em>.<br>I&#8217;ll be reading my articles out loud, once a week. No fuss, no overproduction. Just ideas, stories, and thoughts about art, creativity, and the strange world around us.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>